Hobbit-spanking

Hobbit-spanking 101: Pippin

Galadriel saw in her water-mirror what Pippin did at the well in Moria. The noise he made nearly got the whole Fellowship killed. Gandalf had told Pippin he would get a spanking as soon as they were out of danger. But since the old wizard didn't make it, Galadriel took on the task of giving the mischievous young hobbit what he deserved.



Pippin was no stranger to being over someone's lap with a bare butt. But no matter how many spankings he had been given in the past - at the house of the Old Took, or by Farmer Maggot for stealing his crops - Pippin always had a short memory for pain.

This time, he found out that Noldorin high elves are stronger than hobbits! He yelled and kicked as the tall white-clad Lady tanned his bare behind. "Ow! Ow! I promise, I'll behave for the rest of the mission... quest... thing!" He meant it at the time. But that short memory was sure to lead him into trouble again.


Hobbit-spanking 102: Merry

On the way to the battle at Minas Tirith, Eowyn used to slip away from the Rohirrim horde to bathe, so nobody would see she was a woman. Merry had been riding under her cloak all the way from Dunharrow. He was finally tempted to try to see what had been rubbing against the back of his neck all this time. So he followed Eowyn to the stream, being as silent and sneaky as a hobbit can.

But it wasn't enough to fool Eowyn, who was keeping a VERY watchful eye at all times. When she saw it was only Merry, she grabbed him instead of covering up, and said "You need a whipping, little man!" She started to pull down his pants, and he grabbed his waistband trying to hold onto them. "We don't wear underwear in the Shire!" he protested.

Eowyn was unimpressed. "So? You wanted to see me exposed, but you don't want me to see you? Get them down!" She yanked the pants to his ankles. There were rumours she had heard, about males with big feet being big elsewhere. It wasn't true about THIS 'little hobbit'!

Eowyn turned him around and pushed him against a tree. It was unfortunate for Merry that there were so many fresh supple switches to be picked. Over the next five minutes there was a danger that his yells would be heard by the rest of the soldiers.



Getting back on the horse and continuing the Ride of the Rohirrim was a very painful experience for Merry. It was only much later that, on reflection, he thought it had been worth it!


Hobbit-spanking 103: Frodo & Sam

After everyone bowed down to them at Aragorn's coronation, Frodo and Sam thought they had the right to sit in the thrones at Minas Tirith. King Aragorn and Queen Arwen caught them, and told them they were in danger of getting too big for their boots.

Sam said "Excuse me Sire, and Ma'am, but hobbits don't wear boots and that's a fact."

Aragorn raised an eyebrow, looked at Arwen and asked "Can we allow such insolence?". Arwen grinned back at him. Suddenly they took hold of a hobbit each and relieved them of their short pants. The sore bottoms the two young heroes got was enough to show them there were some privileges they were not entitled to.



Frodo and Sam took it in good part - it was nothing after what they had been through. But as they left, Sam rubbed his behind and said "Ow! Lady Arwen spanks harder than my old Gaffer!" Frodo clutched his own reddened cheeks and moaned "Strider's sword-arm is mighty strong too!"


Hobbit-spanking 104: Rosie

When Rosie Cotton married Sam, she knew he was a brave hero. He had fought a giant spider alone, just as one example. But he was so shy and polite with her! She wanted him to assert himself like the hero he really was.

So, returning from the bathtub one day, she started teasing and prodding him, being as childish as possible. Sam was puzzled at first and just said "put your clothes on, you'll catch cold". But when she persisted, he finally threatened her with a spanking. "I dare you", she said...



That was the night little Eleanor was conceived.

Robert Heinlein's 'Stranger in a Strange Land'

25-year-old Michael Smith has been raised by powerful Martians. A nurse, Jill Boardman, is the first woman he has ever seen. She helps him escape from Earth authorities keeping him hidden, and gives him his first bath. Quotes from Heinlein follow:
Her blouse was wet to the shoulders from dragging Smith off the bottom; she took it off and hung it up. She had been dressed for the street and was wearing a little pediskirt that floated around her knees. She glanced down. Although the pleats were permanized, it was silly to get it wet. She shrugged and zipped it off; it left her in brassiere and panties.

Smith was staring with the interested eyes of a baby. Jill found herself blushing, which surprised her. She believed herself to be free of morbid modesty - she recalled suddenly that she had gone on her first bareskin swimming party at fifteen...

Presently Smith reached out and touched her right mammary gland. Jill drew back hastily. "Hey! None of that!"



He looked as if she had slapped him. "Not?" he said tragically.

"Not!" she agreed firmly, then looked at his face and added softly, "It's all right. Just don't distract me, I'm busy."

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While Michael Smith, the man from Mars, is still being bathed by nurse Jill (see previous picture), government agents come to capture them. Quote from Heinlein's book:

Jill ducked past Berquist, threw herself at Johnson. He slapped her aside. "None of that, you little slut!"

Johnson did not hit Jill as hard as he used to hit his wife before she left him, not nearly as hard as he hit prisoners who were reluctant to talk. Until then Smith had shown no expression and had said nothing; he had simply let himself be forced along. He understood none of it and had tried to do nothing at all.

When he saw his water-brother struck by this other, he twisted, got free - and reached toward Johnson - and Johnson was gone.

Only blades of grass, straightening up where his big feet had been, showed that he had ever been there. Jill stared at the spot and felt that she might faint.



[Later, slow-motion filming shows that Michael 'pushes things away' into a fifth dimension.]

Heinlein's 'Puppet Masters' Sniper

In Robert Heinlein's novel "The Puppet Masters", alien bugs are mind-controlling a large number of the population by attaching themselves to the outside of the body. Cities still controlled by regular people are determined to stay that way. They institute 'Operation BareBack' and 'Operation Sun Tan', where everyone has to go around showing that there are no bugs on them. Paranoia sets in, so that anyone wearing clothes 'must be' alien-controlled.



Quote from the book:

I started to put my shorts back on and the first cop stopped me: "Hey, you looking for trouble? Leave 'em off."

I said reasonably, "You've searched me. I don't want to get picked up for indecent exposure."...

"You won't get picked up for indecent exposure; you'll get picked up D.O.A. The Vigilantes are a lot quicker to shoot than we are." He turned to Mary. "Now, lady, if you please."

Nude exposure in Asimov

Isaac Asimov's "The Naked Sun": Gladia's first appearance

Detective Elijah Baley is from an overpopulated Earth, where lack of privacy has made everyone very prudish. With his robot partner Daneel, he's investigating a murder on the planet Solaria, where all communication is by absolutely realistic trimensional projection. Excerpts from "The Naked Sun" follow:

The robot said 'Masters, contact is made and approved. When you are ready it will be completed.'

'Ready', growled Baley, and as though the word were a signal, the far half of the room was alive with light...

It was a bathroom he was staring at. What might have been the shower stall, a large one, was shielded off by nothing that seemed material, but rather by a trick of lighting that set up a wall of shimmering opacity...

[Gladia Delmarre, after speaking to them (hidden) for a little while, needs to summon a robot.]

She stepped out of the drying cabinet, her hand extended toward the contact patch, still talking. 'I'm always thinking I ought to have more than one contact patch in this room. A house is just no good if it doesn't have a patch within reach wherever you stand - say not more than five feet away. It just - Why, what's the matter?'



She stared in shock at Baley, who, having jumped out of his chair and upset it behind him, had reddened to his hairline and hastily turned away.

Daneel said calmly, 'It would be better, Mrs Delmarre, if after you have made contact with the robot, you would return to the stall or, failing that, proceed to put on some articles of clothing.'

Gladia looked down at her nudity in surprise and said 'Well, of course.'

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A quote from Isaac Asimov's "The Gods Themselves", about a colony on the moon:

Denison tried to beat down his self-consciousness. Time and again, he made a groping motion as though to hitch upward the pants he wasn't wearing. He wore only sandals and the barest of briefs, which were uncomfortably tight. And, of course, he carried the blanket.

Selene, who was similarly accoutered, laughed. "Now, Ben, there's nothing wrong with your bare body, barring a certain flabbiness. It's perfectly in fashion here. In fact, take your briefs off if they're binding you."

"No!" muttered Denison. He shifted the blanket so that it draped over his abdomen and she snatched it from him.

She said, "Now give me that thing. What kind of Lunarite will you make if you bring your Earth puritanism here? You know that prudery is only the other side of prurience. The words are even on the same page in the dictionary."

"I have to get used to it, Selene."

"You might start by looking at me once in a while, without having your glance slide off me as if I were coated with oil. You look at other women quite efficiently, I notice."

"If I look at you --"

"Then you'll seem too interested and you'll be embarrassed. But if you look hard, you'll get used to it, and you'll stop noticing. Look, I'll stand still and you stare. I'll take off my briefs."

Annabeth plays Leisure Suit Larry 8 - Pics 4-6

Still watching the final sequence of the game, Annabeth thought it hilarious when Larry has to go over Suzi's knee. Annabeth had taken off all but her bikini briefs, but she was so fascinated by Suzi (and so wanting to be in Larry's place) that they felt hot and damp.



The gender difference didn't matter - Annabeth desperately wanted to be in Larry's place in the game's final sequence. She had stripped off all her clothes, and imagined herself crawling around naked as Suzi swung the crop.



Incredibly turned on by Suzi, Annabeth watched the last few minutes of the game. As Larry got his butt whacked by the crop, Annabeth yelled "Ouch, Ow!" with him, until she came hot and hard.




FAQ:
1. The game "LSL8 - Magna Cum Laude" is still available, packaged for the latest Windows versions, by "Good Old Games" (gog.com).
2. It takes a LOT of arcade mini-game play to get to this point in the game.

Annabeth plays Leisure Suit Larry 8 - Pics 1-3

Naughty princess Annabeth (from several of my other series) was playing an old video game, "Leisure Suit Larry 8 - Magna Cum Laude". She discovered that one of the girls Larry chases (Suzi) likes to be spanked. Annabeth was fascinated, and got very hot. So hot in fact, that she started shedding her clothes.



After shedding her top and slippers because she felt so hot, Annabeth discovered that Larry 8 had another virtual girl who liked a spanking. Larry gets to wield the crop and have sex with Harriet, the marching-band girl, provided he dresses up as 'Twiggy' the college mascot. Annabeth felt hotter still, and her skirt was too tight.



Annabeth got to the end of the game, where Larry gets the choice of 3 girls. Without hesitation, she chose Suzi, the kinkiest. Despite having shed most of her clothes, Annabeth was still too hot, watching the raunchy action that appealed to her own kinks.



FAQ:
1. The game is still available, packaged for the latest Windows versions, by "Good Old Games" (gog.com).
2. It takes a LOT of arcade mini-game play to get to this point in the game.
3. It's hard to watch the animations like the one in the first picture AND play the mini-game at the same time. You miss Suzi's butt a lot.