Hobbit-spanking

Hobbit-spanking 101: Pippin

Galadriel saw in her water-mirror what Pippin did at the well in Moria. The noise he made nearly got the whole Fellowship killed. Gandalf had told Pippin he would get a spanking as soon as they were out of danger. But since the old wizard didn't make it, Galadriel took on the task of giving the mischievous young hobbit what he deserved.



Pippin was no stranger to being over someone's lap with a bare butt. But no matter how many spankings he had been given in the past - at the house of the Old Took, or by Farmer Maggot for stealing his crops - Pippin always had a short memory for pain.

This time, he found out that Noldorin high elves are stronger than hobbits! He yelled and kicked as the tall white-clad Lady tanned his bare behind. "Ow! Ow! I promise, I'll behave for the rest of the mission... quest... thing!" He meant it at the time. But that short memory was sure to lead him into trouble again.


Hobbit-spanking 102: Merry

On the way to the battle at Minas Tirith, Eowyn used to slip away from the Rohirrim horde to bathe, so nobody would see she was a woman. Merry had been riding under her cloak all the way from Dunharrow. He was finally tempted to try to see what had been rubbing against the back of his neck all this time. So he followed Eowyn to the stream, being as silent and sneaky as a hobbit can.

But it wasn't enough to fool Eowyn, who was keeping a VERY watchful eye at all times. When she saw it was only Merry, she grabbed him instead of covering up, and said "You need a whipping, little man!" She started to pull down his pants, and he grabbed his waistband trying to hold onto them. "We don't wear underwear in the Shire!" he protested.

Eowyn was unimpressed. "So? You wanted to see me exposed, but you don't want me to see you? Get them down!" She yanked the pants to his ankles. There were rumours she had heard, about males with big feet being big elsewhere. It wasn't true about THIS 'little hobbit'!

Eowyn turned him around and pushed him against a tree. It was unfortunate for Merry that there were so many fresh supple switches to be picked. Over the next five minutes there was a danger that his yells would be heard by the rest of the soldiers.



Getting back on the horse and continuing the Ride of the Rohirrim was a very painful experience for Merry. It was only much later that, on reflection, he thought it had been worth it!


Hobbit-spanking 103: Frodo & Sam

After everyone bowed down to them at Aragorn's coronation, Frodo and Sam thought they had the right to sit in the thrones at Minas Tirith. King Aragorn and Queen Arwen caught them, and told them they were in danger of getting too big for their boots.

Sam said "Excuse me Sire, and Ma'am, but hobbits don't wear boots and that's a fact."

Aragorn raised an eyebrow, looked at Arwen and asked "Can we allow such insolence?". Arwen grinned back at him. Suddenly they took hold of a hobbit each and relieved them of their short pants. The sore bottoms the two young heroes got was enough to show them there were some privileges they were not entitled to.



Frodo and Sam took it in good part - it was nothing after what they had been through. But as they left, Sam rubbed his behind and said "Ow! Lady Arwen spanks harder than my old Gaffer!" Frodo clutched his own reddened cheeks and moaned "Strider's sword-arm is mighty strong too!"


Hobbit-spanking 104: Rosie

When Rosie Cotton married Sam, she knew he was a brave hero. He had fought a giant spider alone, just as one example. But he was so shy and polite with her! She wanted him to assert himself like the hero he really was.

So, returning from the bathtub one day, she started teasing and prodding him, being as childish as possible. Sam was puzzled at first and just said "put your clothes on, you'll catch cold". But when she persisted, he finally threatened her with a spanking. "I dare you", she said...



That was the night little Eleanor was conceived.

The Skyrim Giant's Pets - Part 5

The giant returned from pulling out arrows from the mammoth that had been attacked, and reached into the cage for his newest pet. As he held it up and stared at it, it did an extraordinary thing. With a noise louder than such a little creature should be able to produce, it shouted "Fus!" An impact hit Grugg's eye and made it water.

Clearly this pet, like the other, would have to be taught to behave. He turned it over, picked a green switch and began lashing its hindquarters.

One looked on with growing sympathy. Grugg was holding Two facing away from her, so she could see the red stripes appearing.

Then a lash of the sapling came down at an odd angle, its tip striking right between Two's legs. For the first time he yelled in pain. It suddenly struck One how much more vulnerable he was than she. Her first thought had been that he and the giant were in some kind of male conspiracy, wanting her body with the excuse of 'breeding'. She felt guilty about this now, as Two was placed back in the cage groaning.

The switch had struck right between his legs. Pet Two lay on the floor, for a while inhabiting a universe that contained nothing but his agony. One dropped her protecting hands from their position of impromptu modesty, reached forward, and put her hand on his shoulder....

The two pets talked for hours. Two described the strange shout he had acquired after the dragon at the western tower fell. One told him how she was taking a message to Markarth for Jarl Balgruuf and had tried to avoid the extra mileage of skirting around the giant's camp, by sneaking through. "I'm usually good at not being seen" she said, "but the giant grabbed me and stripped me, just like you. He..." She hesitated in embarrassment. "He molests me, every day, touching me in the worst way."

"You know, I don't think he understands what he's doing" said the Dragonborn. "You're just a toy to him, not a person. I doubt he's even seen another giant for years."